Oh, Mr. V

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Another Miss Sally Yarn

I did mention Miss Sally was a character. I will never forget this day. My husband and Miss Sally had met but never really spent much time together. And this day in particular we went shopping together. Miss Sally needed someone to cook for her as she was unable to stand long enough at the stove. I usually helped with the shopping for easy microwave or cold foods she could fix for herself ( I started cooking all her meals later but that is another story).

Anyway so were off at Sam’s club or BJ’s one of the big box stores… honestly I don’t remember which. She wanted a huge box of depends. She hated that the darn things cost a fortune but what else are you gonna do when you are older and have bladder issues. You buy the biggest ass box you can to save money later and trips. Especially when the big box store is an hour away.

My husband takes one look at the box and teased, “Really, we have to get you diapers?”

I was completely mortified because I would NEVER… I looked at my husband with my patented I can’t believe you said that, have you lost your mind? look. I was afraid he might have ruined a possible friendship between them.

I shouldn’t have been worried though. Miss Sally merely smirked at him and gave him the bird. That was the day their friendship really began.