A kink meme prompt that I had to try just due to the comedy value alone.
Some of Vivienne’s armor displays her incredible cleavage, but some enemies use charge, which knocks enemies over. I’d like to see one bowl over Vivienne, cut her armor in a specific spot, and expose her breasts. Rather than hastening to cover up, she makes a quip about sending them off with a view “to die for” and finishes the fight topless as if nothing was wrong.
Extra kudos for:
Bull losing his focus after seeing “ma’am” without a shirt but complimenting her on the look.
Sera losing her shit but still accurately firing bows while laughing and making boob jokes.
Cole is called in for a switch with her at camp and offers his jacket to Vivienne.

We were traveling through Emprise du Lion in the aftermath of the battle, looking for survivors from the town of Sahrnia. It’s been quiet for a while as we headed up the mountain path, and we’ve seen no one.

“Vivienne, aren’t you cold?” Bull asked.

“Aren’t you?” Sera shot back, “your shirt is a belt.”

“I have enchanted armor, dear,” Vivienne said, ignoring Sera. “And it’s Madame de Fer to you.”

“Yes, ma’am,” Bull replied uncharacteristically subdued.

I can’t help but stifle a snicker. Bull, for all his bluster about the Qun and Saarebas, Bull seems to fear and respect Vivienne.

“I confess, Iron Bull,” Vivienne admitted, “I had assumed you would not be comfortable fighting alongside a mage.”

“We use Saarebas when we need to,” Bull replied.

“That is hardly the same,” scoffed Vivienne.

“No, ma’am,” Bull answered after a moment of thought, “Fighting with you is more like hitting an enemy while a dreadnought pounds their front line. All fire and smoke ahead of you, half the enemies already on the ground by the time you get there”.

“So, I am a qunari dreadnought?” She teased lightly.

“I… er… didn’t mean to offend you, ma’am,” Bull offered contritely.

“Not at all!” Vivienne replied, “I am Madame de Fer.”

“The hoity, toity ass,” Sera finished.

“Red Templars ahead,” I warned.

I felt everyone around me tense as they pulled their weapons and readied themselves. I stepped behind a rock and peeked out to see how many. “Five, I can see,” I informed the group.

Bull nodded. “I’m on it, Boss,” he said before charging out. I raced out with him.

Sera climbed onto a rock and is already drawing her bow. Vivienne started casting. I can see lightning sizzling around me as Vivienne does what she does best. Bull and I take out the first three red Templars with ease due to Vivienne’s magic. The other two are distracted by Sera’s arrows until Bull, and I fight them, but where was Vivienne? There was no longer magic raining around Bull and me.

Once my opponent dropped, I turned and saw Vivienne pushing herself back to standing.

“Someone let one of the twins out!” Sara giggled maniacally as she leveled her arrow at another Red Templar hovering over Vivienne. More Red Templars came up from behind while we were fighting the others.

Looking at Vivienne as I race toward her, I notice that her outfit has ripped to below her right breast. Vivienne gave me a smirk. “If they feel the need to undress me, I’ll give them a view to die for!” She quipped, preparing to cast as I stepped in front of her so she could be more protected. Mage robes aren’t armor, after all.

“Maybe you can shock them into death with those knockers,” Sera yelled as Vivienne used a lighting blast to knock a Templar back. I’m hard-pressed not to laugh as well but manage to concentrate on the issue at hand. Iron Bull ran over to engage another red templar.

“It’s a good look for you, ma’am!” He said, quickly turning to look at Vivienne, thus leaving himself open for a nasty hit. I threw a dagger, effectively slowing the templar for the moment.

“Mythal’enaste! Bull, pay attention,” I scolded him.

“Uh yeah,” he said, swinging his ax, “sorry, Boss.”

Sera giggled again as she looses another arrow. “Men get so stupid over seeing Ta-ta’s. Maybe we should have Vivienne do a striptease for Coryphy-shit.”

As the last Red Templar dropped, I turned to face Sera. “I’m not sure Cory is, man. Besides, he’s more interested in destroying the world. At least he is focused,” I said teasingly, looking over a Bull who quickly averted his gave to the ground.

“Well, they are amazing hooters,” He muttered as we head back to camp.

Cole was waiting for our return. Seeing Vivienne’s state, he ran to his tent and quickly returned. “Vivienne, I know you don’t like me, but here,” He said, handing her his coat.

Vivienne looked at Cole coldly for a moment. Then her expression softened. “Thank you, Cole.” She said, taking the offered clothing.

“She called me Cole,” He said with astonishment as he walked away, “not Demon.”