I regret nothing:) This is a fun prompt based on dialog.

I am traveling with Sera, Iron Bull, Dorian, Varric, and Cole headed to another rift near Redcliffe village when I hear Sera laugh suddenly behind me.

Turning to see Dorian looking at her curiously due to her sudden outburst, He asks, “Something particularly funny?”

Sera looking at him, snickers again, “You and Bull.”

Dorian looks a bit shocked as he tries to keep his private affairs under wraps. “I-I’m glad it amuses you,” He answers, regaining his voice, “but what I get from my affairs is my affair.”

“Oh, I know what you get,” she giggles again cunningly, which causes Varric to snort. I look behind me and see Cole looking a bit confused. I can’t help but grin.

“It’s like falling through a tree into a custard.” She announces, grinning.

Everyone looks at her …

Dorian looks particularly mortified and then starts glaring at Sera while Iron Bull has an amused look on his face. I stifle a snicker. Now both Varric and Cole look confused.

“Too high! Wham! Too Fast! Wham! Leaves! Wham! Splat!” she continues ignoring the daggers that Dorian is sending her direction.

Unable to keep my mouth shut any longer, I snort with laughter. Bull’s hearty laugh envelops us all.

Dorian glares even harder at Sera. However, he collects himself and seeing Bull and I laughing so heartily he can’t quite keep a smile from twitching at the corners of his mouth. Once everyone quiets, he looks thoughtfully at Bull and replies, “I’m not sure which is worse, the mockery or the accuracy.”

Bull shrugs his shoulders, “Eh, depends on how much rest the trees had.”

Cole looks at Bull and then Dorian in turn, “Leaves.” He says firmly.

Varric, still looking confused, turns to Cole, “Leaves?”